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**This post contains information regarding lore from Bungie.net. At the VERY END of this post there will be MAJOR SPOILERS. They will be marked when it starts, so you are safe to read the vast majority** **There is no TL;DR, this is really, really, really long and I even cut out huge chunks of the lore tabs. Yes, really. I highly encourage you rea

**DISCLAIMER-** I am not the original poster. This is a repost sub, OP is u/hell_hath_no_fury__ This is so long that I will divide the post on r/BestofRedditorUpdates into 4 parts. The post was written 1year ago and it's subsequent updates were given over the months. Settle in, get some popcorn, and read how the story unfolds: [https://www.reddit

**I am NOT OOP, OOP is** u/hannahJ004 posted to r/Advice + r/Parenting + her own page Previous BoRUs: [1](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/gYUjhnFxGw), [2](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/JxUl2HkrEL), [3](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/3r2oV2ruUq), [4](https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpda